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Hapana mafupa pamusoro payo! Vana vachada majokisi aya, paHalloween kana chero nguva. Unoda zvimwe kuseka here? Tarisa huwandu hwakazara hweHalloween-themed jokes .
Riddle Me This!
- Nemhaka yei mapfupa anoita vabati vezvakaipa?
- Masoka aya akaziva sei kuti yaizonaya?
- Chii chakaitwa nemasumbu paresitorendi?
- Ndeipi masaga akati kune bartender?
- Sei masaga aya asingadi kubuda pasi?
- Iwe unoita sei masaga kuseka?
- Sei masaga asina kutya mupurisa?
- Skeleton ingapinda kupi?
- Ndeipi masaga akafuka paHalloween?
- Nei mabateke nguva dzose akadzikama?
The Answers
- Nokuti vanoenda bedzi mamita matanhatu pasi
- Anokwanisa kuinzwa mumapfupa ake.
- Spare ribs
- Ini ndichava nedoro uye muporo.
- Akanga asina guts for it.
- Itai kuti musikana wake anonakidza bone.
- Aiziva kuti havagoni kuvhara chero chinhu pamusoro pake.
- Gamuri rekugara
- Munhu anotengesa
- Nokuti hapana chinowanikwa pasi peganda ravo
Wakave wakaziva kuti dzakawanda zvemashoko aya uye zvikwereti zvinovimba ne puns. Puns, panzvimbo pokuva maitiro ekuderera kupfuura ose, ndiwo maitiro akanaka kwazvo ekufungidzira mafungiro. Vanotimanikidza kuti tifunge nezvemashoko anopfuura rimwe chete ezwi, kana kufunga nezvemashoko akawanda anonzwika zvakafanana. Ndizvo hukuru huropi hwekudzidzisa vana. Mukuwedzera, kudzidza kudzidza kuseka uye kupindura nenzira yakanaka ndiko unyanzvi hunokosha hwemagariro evanhu. Saka enda mberi uye ugovera sendipa inotevera puns.
Izvo zvakanaka chaizvo, hapana mapfupa pamusoro payo!
Skeleton Puns
- Ndezvipi zvipfeko zvinotaura vasati vatanga kudya?
- Nemhaka yei masapfuti asingateereri mimhanzi muchechi?
- Chii chine chikwama chinodada chemafupa?
- Ndeipi maronda akachengetedza shiri yake yemhuka?
- Iwe unoti chii skeleton inoshandisa bhero remukova?
- Iwe unoti chii nhema dzinotaurwa nemasaga?
- Chii chinokonzerwa nematombo paSvondo Idzva Idzva?
- Sei mabheti akayambuka mumugwagwa?
- Chii chakaitwa nomubati wake mushandi wake asingakwanisi?
- Chii chakareva masaga apo paakakwira Harley?
The Punny Answers
- Kudya kwakanaka!
- Nokuti havana nhengo dzenhengo.
- Uta uye marora.
- Muchikwata chake
- A ring ring dead
- Bhuku rimwe chete-ula
- Idya, unwe uye utye
- Kuti uende kuchitoro chemuviri
- Pfupa remusoro
- Pfupa kuti rive masango!
Rutivi rutsva rwezvikwata zvakagadzirirwa kunyanya vana. Unoda zvimwe kuseka here?
Riddles About Little Skeletons
- Sei chidiki chidiki chichida kusiya chikwata chebhola?
- Sei madiki mashoma asina kuda kusimuka mangwanani?
- Ndezvipi zvirwere zvevechidiki zvinoenda kuchikoro?
- Sei madiki mashoma asina kuda kuenda kumutambo?
- Ndeipi nhumbi yakasimwa skeleton inoda kutamba?
- Sei madiki mashoma asina kudya zvokudya zvekudya?
- Sei chidiki chidiki chikavenga chando?
- Sei amai vakaramba vachiudza tsukama kuti vaswe mukaka wake?
- Sei chidiki chidiki chikaseka joke?
- Chii chakaita kuti skeleton iyi iite basa rakawedzerwa?
The Answers
- Nokuti mwoyo wake wakange usipo mauri
- Aiva mapfupa ebenzi.
- Tsanga yakakwirira
- Akange asina muviri wekuenda naye.
- The trombone
- Akanga asina dumbu nokuda kwayo.
- Nokuti mhepo yakanyatsofamba kuburikidza naye
- Nokuti mukaka wakanaka kune mapfupa
- Nokuti akafunga kuti yaiva humerus
- Nokuti aida fufu-isu tinotaura
Waiziva here kuti Midwestern tsika haina kunyengera-kana-vatengesi vanotaura joko vasati vatora kubata kwavo? Haisi iyo pfungwa huru here?
Nokuda kwezvimwe zvekare zveHalloween hi-jinks, tarisa izvi zvekudzoka kwemaHarloween zvekare uye mune zvimwe zvekare zvekare Halloween zvinonakidzwa .
Unoda mamwe majee eHalloween? Tarisai aya majee eveve, vasekisi vampire, mapirate majee uye jokes. Iwewo uchatora kubuda kwezvipfeko zvemhuka uye utambi hwekudya hwevana.