Halloween Jokes for Kids

Waizviziva here mune dzimwe nzvimbo dzenyika, vana vanofanira kutaura joke kuti vawane zvinyengeri-kana-kubata-svondo? MuSt. Louis neDous Moines, Halloween inodedera-kutaura tsika yakasimba, maererano neshoko iri muWall Street Journal.

Kudzidza kuonga nekudzokororazve majee ishanho rinokosha mukukura kwepfungwa kwevana. Zvimwe vanasekuru namaikuru vanofanira kutanga tsika yemhuri yekuti vazukuru vaudze joko vasati vatora kurapa kana ropafadzo. Halloween yaizova nguva yakakura kutanga, uye kuunganidza majokes e spooky pasi apa kuchapa zvimwe zvinhu. Vanawo vanoshambadza zvejokisi yemhuka uye majee ezvokudya.

Saka, wakambonzwa here nezvekako akaenda kwachiremba? Ndizvozvo. Akanga ari kunzwa crumby!

• 01 of 06

  Muroyi Jokes

  Zvipfeko zvemashiripiti zvinongogara uye zvinogara zvichizivikanwa. Ava varoyi varoyi vachava, zvakare.

  1. Nei varoyi vanoshandisa mazita tate?
  2. Iwe unotii varoyi vaviri vanogovera imba?
  3. Chii chinonyanya kufanana nemuchenjeri kuchikoro?
  1. Sei muroyi akarega kukanganisa?
  2. Chii chakaita kuti muroyi ashande shamwari dzake dzakadonhedzera panguva yezvokudya?
  3. Ndeupi musiyano pakati pevaroyi uye tsamba MAKES?
  4. Iwe unogadzira sei uroyi waroyi?
  5. Muroyi anotaurira sei nguva?
  6. Nei chiso chemuroyi chakafanana nemamiriyoni emadhora?
  7. Varoyi vanoshandisa chii pavhudzi ravo?

  The Answers

  1. Saka vachaziva kuti muroyi ndeupi.
  2. Broom-mates.
  3. Kunyora.
  4. Nokuti kwakanga kusina ramangwana mairi.
  5. Pot lucky.
  6. Imwe inogadzira zvinyoro uye mamwe mutsara anoita.
  7. Tora w.
  8. Anotarisa kumucherecheri wake.
  9. Zvakasvibira uye zvakananga.
  10. Tsvanyisa tsvina.

• 02 of 06

  Vampire Jokes

  Aya mavanga anokwidza, sezvimwe mamwe majee eHalloween, anovimba zvikuru ne puns. Zvinonakidza zvikuru kana vana vachiwana hote ye puns.

  1. Sei pasina munhu aida kubvisa vampire duku?
  2. Chii chinonzi Dracula nzvimbo inofarira muNew York City?
  3. Chii chakanga chichireva vampire paakaenda kunorara?
  4. Ndeipi vampire yaiti kumunhu wacho?
  1. Sei madiki vampires vachitarisira kuchikoro chemasikati?
  2. Ndiani Dracula akabuda musi?
  3. Vampires vanotyai zvikuru?
  4. Iwe unobatana sei neDracula's fan club?
  5. Ndezvipi zvitsva zvevampire zvaunoda?
  6. Chii chine mhuka inofarira vampire?

  The Answers

  1. Nokuti akanga ari kurwadziwa mumutsipa.
  2. Vampire State Building.
  3. Dzorera rima. Ndinotya chiedza.
  4. Zvave zvakanaka kuti gnawing iwe.
  5. Nokuti vanoziva kuti havazoiti danda.
  6. Ghoul shamwari yake.
  7. Kuora kwezino.
  8. Tumira zita rako, kero uye neropa.
  9. Nectarines.
  10. A giraffe.

• 03 of 06

  Ghost Jokes

  Nemhaka yei mapfupa anoreva nhema zvakadaro? Nokuti iwe unogona kuona zvakanaka kuburikidza navo!

  Ko mwana muduku akadzidza sei kutamba piyano? Nokushandisa shanduro mimhanzi!

  Nokuda kwezvimwe zvikonzero zvipo zvinyorwa zvemashoko makuru, vazhinji vavo vari kutamba pamusoro wekusanzwisisika. Unakidzwa nejokes akawanda nemidheka nemusoro we ghostly.

• 04 of 06

  Skeleton Jokes

  Nemhaka yei mafuti asingadi kupinda kumapati? Nokuti havana muviri wekutamba nawo!

  Iwe unoti chii nhema inotaurirwa nemasaga? A little fib-ula!

  Unyanzvi hwokunyengedza ndiyo chete inoshandiswa kuti iwane skeleton costume, uye apa pane zvakawanda zvakawanda mashekwe maitiro okusarudza kubva.

• 05 of 06

  Pirate Jokes

  Chii chakaita kuti pirate atenge mhete yake padare reraille? Nokuti aingoda kubhadhara buck-an-ear.

  Chii chinonzi pirate chinotarisa, kunyange chiri nguva dzose chiri shure kwake? Zvaakapamba!

  Mapurisa anonyanya kufarirwa iye zvino, saka sei usingabatanidzi kudanwa uku kunakidza nekudzidza? Pirate jokes zviri nyore kuti vana vashandise, zvakare, sezvo vakawanda vavo vachitamba pamanzwi e "r," seAARGH! Ita kuti unakidze nemamwe mapenzi madzishe .

• 06 of 06

  Zvakanakira maJokes uye Riddles

  Joking yakanaka nokuda kwekubereka ubongo. Ndinoreva hukuru hwehupenzi huchiri kukura, husingaregi kukura sezvinoitwa mubhuku raFrankenstein! Jokeswo akanaka kune vakwegura. Ndiyo imwe chikonzero chekuru nanasekuru uye vazukuru vanogovana zvinonakidza zvekuudza jokes.

  Masayendisiti akapedza nguva yakareba achidzidza kuti majee ari kushandiswa neuropi. Vatsvakurudzi vanoti kuwana joke kunosanganisira nzira yekugadzirisa-kuchinja. Isu tinogamuchira ruzivo mune zviri mumamiriro ezvinhu - chimiro - asi nemajee, punchline inotiita kuti tifunge kutama kwedu uye tarisa mashoko acho mune rumwe rutivi.

  Muchiitiko che puns, nhamo yacho inotitungamirira kushandura shoko kana mutsara nenzira yakasununguka, uye kuti tiwane joko, tinofanira kuzvidudzira nenzira yakasiyana. Zvose pamusoro pekufunga mafungiro, uye zvakanaka kune vose vaduku uye vakwegura.

  Mukuwedzera pakupa maitiro europi, kuseka kunogona kugovera maitiro emuviri. Wakamboseka here zvakanyanya zvokuti wakarasikirwa nemweya wako? Chiitiko che kuseka chinokurudzira hurongwa hwekufamba uye hutano hwemapfupa. Mukuwedzera, kuseka kunogona kusunungura makemikari anobatsira anorwa nekutambudzika nekuora mwoyo.

  Kugovana majee kunotibatsirawo kubatana nevamwe. Nguva inotevera paunenge uine nguva yekupedza nevakuru, enda kune dumbu rakakura kuseka kana zvishoma kana kuvhara kana maviri.