Mamiriyoni vane chikonzero chokuvenga musi wezororo
Krisimasi inoyamwa. Iwe unganetseka kuti munhu upi zvake ane njere haafariri nguva inenge yakatsaurirwa kune rugare panyika uye kufarira kuvanhu. Iwe unogona kushamisika kuziva kuti pane pasi guru revanhu vanobvumirana kuti vanofanira kungosiya Krisimasi. Heano zvikonzero zvisere vanhu vazhinji vanovenga Krisimasi.
1. Matani eKisimusi yakasvibiswa
IEPA yakaronga kuti kuwanda kwemarara mumhuri muUnited States kunowedzera nemamiriyoni emamiriyoni ematanhatu pakati pekutenda nekuNyika Idzva, uye zvizhinji zvezvo zvine chokuita neKrisimasi chipo chekuvhara , Krisimasi mabhokisi, kuperekwa kweKrisimasi, nezvimwe zvisingaverengeki zveKrisimasi inoputika uye jetsam.
Izvo matani emarara inosvika kune imwe nyika yekuora. Kubva pane maonero ezvakatipoteredza, Krisimasi injodzi yezvisikwa zveatanic zvakaenzana.
2. Krisimasi Music is Crap
Inguva yakawanda sei zuva rega rega munhu angateerera kune imwechete yakaneta yemoto inoputika pamusoro pePA system mune yese dhipatimendi, rekudya, drug shop, shopping mall, uye store hardware muAmerica? Kunyange nguva dzemazuva ezororo dzakadai seThe Pogue's "Fairy Tale yeNew York" kana kuti "Jitsi Mitchell" yeJoni Mitchell inosvika shure kwe 3,892. Yakawanda kare. Cancel Krisimasi musi c.
3. Kutenga Krisimasi Kunobatsira
Krisimasi yave inotengesa vatengi. Kuwedzerwa kwechikwereti chevatengi chinowanikwa pakati pekutenda neKrisimasi kunogona kuita kuti Caligula asvike. Hordes anoburuka pazvivigiro uye zvivako zvakadai sechirwere chemhashu. Vakanganisa vatengi vanogona kukonzera kufa uye kukuvadzwa mumitengo yekutengesa. Vatengesi vanofambisa kupenga kwemazororo kufanana nevanotengesa vatengesi.
Zvose zvinokonzera zvakakwana kubvisa Xmas pakarepo.
4. Krisimasi Inotanga Kuda Kubva Kare
Kana mazororo aiva zvirwere, Krisimasi yaizova kenza-kukurumidza kupararira, kenza inouraya. Yakatotorwa pamusoro pekutenda, yakapararira muNyika Itsva, uye iri kutevera Halloween, zvakare. Zvimwe zvivako zvinogadzira Krisimasi kuratidzwa munaSeptember.
Icho chinenge chikamu chetatu chegore rakatsaurirwa kukanganisa kwakashata kwezvakaitwa sezororo rechitendero. Chikadhi chekwereti chikwereti chinogara zvakanaka muzhizha uye mberi. Yenguva yekuvhiya kubvisa chirwere cheKrisimasi ichikura uye kushandisa chemotherapy ine utsinye kuchengetedza masero emukenza yeKrisimasi kuparadzira chero upi zvake.
5. Krisimasi Kutambudzika Nhamo
Chikwata chezvikepe, magwagwa makuru, kutambira kunonoka, uye mamiriro okunze anosuruvarisa kuita Krisimasi kuenda kunotyisa. Kunze kwezvinhu izvi, zvakatipoteredza zvinogona kusakanganwa. Sezvo huzhinji hwekufambisa kwezororo hunofanirwa nekuwanda kwezvinhu zvakashata zvefossil, nyika inenge iri nzvimbo yakanaka kwazvo kana munhu wose achangogara kumba.
6. Tacky Krisimasi Mishonga
Hazvibviri kukanganwa nekukanganiswa kwezvakatipoteredza kwemafirimu akawanda ekukomberedza. Aya mabhora epurasitiki asina kutengesa uye matanda anochera muti wako, imba, yadhi, motokari, hofisi, uye lapel yakagadzirwa navanhu kushingaira mune zvishandisi zveChinese, dzimwe nguva vachishandisa zvigadzirwa zvakakomba uye zvinokonzera chepfu. Kunyangwe muti wako weKrisimasi unoyevedza unogona kuva nemutungamiri . Kushandiswa kwemagetsi kwakakosha zvakakwana kunze kwekuti zviedza zveKrisimasi zvinopenya murima. Zvose zvinowanzogadziriswa negorosi rinotsvaira magetsi rinotsvaira gasi rinopisa mumhepo.
7. Kurasikirwa nerudo rweKirisimasi
Vazhinji vainyengedza vaimbofarira nguva yeKrisimasi, kunyanya apo vakanga vari vana. Kunezve nzvimbo apo Krisimasi inonyarara, mhuri-inotarirwa, yezororo rechitendero. Dai vaigona kuva nechishuvo chimwechete cheKisimusi chavakapiwa, zvingava kuva neKrisimusi yakadaro kumashure.
Asi Krisimasi yave yeruzhinji rwevanhu inoratidzika seine mhosva yekudzokorora gore negore. Zvakakwana kukuita iwe unoda kutyaira danda mumoyo wechikara chakaipa cheSmas. Cancel Krisimasi ikozvino.