Ichokwadi Chiitiko cheDhe-Skunking
Yakapiwa naF Etz
Nhau yakabva pane zviitiko chaiyo. Mazita akachinjwa kuti achengetedze huzivi hwevanotambudzwa.
Lepper akadzokerazve kuimba yekugara. Ike akauya pasi uye akatarisa muimba yekugara iyo Lepper yaiva. "Akangorwara," akadaro blandly. Ndakasvetuka kubva pachigaro changu mukicheni ndokumhanya kunzvimbo yekugara. "OH GOLLY" Ndakati (hongu, ndizvo zvandareva).
Ndakamhanyira pasi pasi uye nokukurumidza ndakagadzirisa chiedza chebhuruu, plastiki bhaketi nemvura nevhiniga. Ndakadzokera kumusoro kunzvimbo yekugara uye ndakatanga kuchenesa marutsi akanga agere paimba yekugara. Izvo hazvina kunhuwa semarara. Yakanzwika skunk . Iko skunk yakanga yakasvibisa Lepper mumuromo wayo. Iko kunhuhwira kwandisingagoni kutanga kutsanangura. Zvakafanana nekunhuhwira kwandakaita kare. Hapana chakafananidza. Ndaifanira kuibvisa kunze kwekatepi. Ndakatarisa zvakaputika chikwata. Iko zvino 5:30 AM. Ndinonatsa goroti sezvandinokwanisa uye ndinorisvina nekaboda soda. Ndinofanira kugadzirira kushanda.
Ini ndinopinda mumvura. Kunhuwa kwomuviri wangu kunotyisa. Hapana asi skunk. Ndinoedza kuitsvaga. Ndinoedza kushambidza mhino dzangu. Hapana chiri kushanda. Ndichiri kunhuwa skunk.
Hapana chimwe chinhu chandinogona kuita kumba. Sezvo ini ndakagadzirira kuenda kune rimwe basa, vanasikana vangu vanoburukira pasi nekutarisa kunonyangadza pazviso zvavo.
Kunhuhwira kwakavamutsa. Ndinovaudza zvakaitika. Vari kushamiswa. Vanonetseka nezveLepper. Ndinovaudza kuti Lepper yakanaka, asi imba inonhuwa. Handigoni kuita chimwe chinhu zvakare. Ndinoenda kunoshanda. Ndinonzwa zvakaipa kuti ndinofanira kusiya kwavari shure.
Ndiri kubasa, ndinotumira maezvara amai vangu vamuudze nyaya yacho.
Anonyorera zvakare uye anonditaurira kuti hanzvadzi yangu-mukwambo ane kamuti-moto moto weku-skunking imbwa. HUKURU! Ini ndinopisa ma email kune hanzvadzi yangu-mumutemo, "Rory Eyesucker," achikumbira rutsigiro rwakavanzika. Ndinofara, anonyora zvakare nemishonga iyo yakatora kutora skunk kunhuwa kweLepper. Anonzwira tsitsi zvikuru. Anonyatsozivawo kunhuhwira kwandakarondedzera. Imbwa yaro, "Juicy," yakatsvairwa kakawanda.
Iyo kamukira ndeyokuti:
Deskunking Mixture Recipe
1 quart ye hydrogen peroxide
ΒΌ mukombe kubika soda
1-2 mafuraji eDawn mvura yakachena sesepa
Sakanidza zvose zvinoshandiswa mumudziyo mukuru, jasi imbwa pamwe nehutu.
Akakurudzirawo kuti ndinosvibisa kateti yakagadzirirwa uye dzimwe nzvimbo newainiki kwemazuva mashomanana. Ndinotenda mukoma wangu-mukwambo wekodheka, saka enda kunoshanda pakutsvaga kwangu. Ndinoshamisika pamusoro pekutsvaga kwandakatenga. Ndinoshamisika kana mumwe munhu achingabvunza zvinhu zvangu zve hydrogen peroxide, marasha, kubika soda, aluminiya pie plates, vhiniga, Dawn mvura yakachena sipo uye Febreeze. Ndinonzwa sokuti ndiri kuda kutenga zvigadzirwa zvekuvaka chigadziro chinoparadza. Kuti FBI inondisunga. O zvakanaka. Tichaona zvinoitika.
Ndinowana zvinhu zvose uye zvigadzirwa muchitoro saka enda kumba. Icho kutonhora kunze chiri pedyo nedigiri zana.
The van inopisa. Ndinofanira kubva pano pamberi peFBI inouya shure kwangu. Ndinozarura musuo wegaraji, kukwevera van mugaraji uye pakarepo, ndinoputirwa nekunhuhwira kwekunamata . MUGARARE! Handisi kunyange mumba muno. Ndinozarura mukova wekicheni kunze kwegaraji. KUNYA KUTSVENE! Imba inofuta yakaipisisa kupfuura iyo yakaita mangwanani ano. Vasikana vangu havagoni kumira kunhuwa. Vanoteterera neni kuti vaite kuti vaende kumba kwemuvakidzani. Ndinovaudza kuti vaende. Vanomhanyira kunze kwemukova, vachigogodza mumwe nomumwe pasi sezvavanomhanya. Vakandibata. Ndasara ndiri ndoga neLepper. Ndinoenda kubasa.