Geza Jokes uye Puns kubva muChivanze Chekuchenesa

Pun Inotendwa

Kune vanhu vazhinji, kuve nekugadzira mbatya hakusi nyaya inoseka. Asi, wadii usati wanyara uye utaure joke kana kutendeuka mutsara wakangwara mu pun kuti uite basa rekuchenesa rinofadza zvikuru?

Vana vanoda joke yakanaka uye zvichida iwe unogona kushandisa zvimwe zvemasvosve senzira yekuvanyengera muimba yekuchenesa uye kuvadzidzisa maitiro ekugadzira mbatya paunenge uripo!

Kufukura Mubvunzo nemhinduro Maseko

Mubvunzo : Chii chakatanga kusimba sock yechipiri mucheki ?

A : Ndichakuona nguva inotevera

Mubvunzo: Sei varume vasingaiti mbatya ?

A: Nokuti isher uye dryer hazvimhanyisi kure kurega!

Mubvunzo: Chii chinoitika kana mhumhi inowira mumushini wokugeza?

A: Anoshambidza uye anopenga.

Mubvunzo: Chii chakaitika kune ingwe yakawira mumushini wekushamba?

A: Akabuda asina tsvina.

Mubvunzo: Sei muteereri asingakwanisi kutaurira tsvina yekushambidza tsvina?

A: Inogara ichibuda yakachena!

Mubvunzo: Unofadza zvakadini kuita michenesa yako?

A: Mutoro

Q. Iwe hausi kuneta uye unonzwa sekukandira mucheriri dzimwe nguva here?

A. Kwete, izvozvo zvinongoreva zvimwe zvokugadzira.

Zvinonakidza Zviratidzo paDhaniro uye Dry Cleaners

Chiratidzo chinonakidza muLaundromat pamusoro pevashers :

FUNGAI BUDA ZVINHU ZVOSE ZVENYENYU PAKUSVA KUNA

Chiratidzo chinonetsa paDry Cleaners counter:

Drop your pants here uye iwe uchagamuchira nokukurumidza

Vimbiso paLaundromat Billboard

Undies Made Made Fresh Daily

Yakachena Yakachena Kufara

Hasi Detergent Inokuwana

Imwe mukomana muduku, anenge makore masere, akanga ari pakona "Amai & Pop" zvekudya zvinotakura bhokisi rakakura rakanaka rekuchenesa mavhareji .

Muchengeti akapfuura, uye, achiedza kuva neshamwari, akabvunza mukomana wacho kana aine zvakawanda zvekushamba maoko kuti aite.

"Oo, hapana mbatya," mukomana akati, "Ndiri kuzogeza frog yangu."

"Asi iwe haufaniri kushandisa izvi kushambidza frog yako, ine simba kwazvo uye kana ukageza frog yako mune izvi, acharwara." Kutaura zvazviri, zvinogona kumuuraya. "

Asi mukomana wacho aisafanira kumira uye kutakura mudziyo wacho kumunda uye akabhadhara, sezvo muchengeti wekare akaedza kumutaurira kunze kwekugeza tsvina yake.

Anenge vhiki imwe gare gare mukomana akadzokera zvakare muchitoro kunotenga candy. Muchengeti wacho akabvunza mukomana kuti frog yake yaive ichiita sei.

"O, akafa," mukomana akati.

Muchengeti, achiedza kusava ini-akaudzwa-iwe-saka, akati akazvidemba kuti frog yafa asi akawedzera, "Ndakaedza kukuudza kuti usashandise iyo detergent pane frog yako."

"Zvakanaka," mukomana wacho akapindura, "Handifungi kuti ndiye aiva mudzivisi akauraya."

"Oh, chii chaivepo?"

"Ndinofunga kuti ndiyo yakanga iri kutenderera kwemhepo!"

Nguva dzose Verenga Label

Rimwe zuva, basa rekumba-rakapomerwa murume rakasarudza kushambidza sweatshirt yake. Maviri echipiri mushure mokunge apinda muimba yekuchenesa , akadanidzira kumudzimai wake, " Ndezvipi zvandinoshandisa pamushini wokugeza ?"

"Zvichibva," akapindura kudaro. "Zvinoreveiko pahembe rako?"

Akadanidzira zvakare, "Texas A & M."

Usambofa Uchitonga Unyanzvi Hako Muvakidzani weLaundry

Mumwe murume nemudzimai vakaroorana vakatamira kune imwe nzvimbo itsva.

Mangwanani akatevera pavanenge vachidya kudya kwemangwanani, mukadzi wechidiki anoona muvakidzani wake achirembera machira ake kunze.

"Icho chigadzirwa hachina kuchena kwazvo," anodaro. "Iye haazivi kugeza zvakanaka. Zvichida anoda zviri nani kushamba saga. "

Murume wake akatarisa, asi akaramba akanyarara.

Nguva dzose apo muvakidzani wake aizomusungirira chikafu kuti aome, mhandara yacho yaizoita mhinduro imwe chete.

Rinenge mwedzi gare gare, mukadzi wacho akashamiswa kuona kunaka kwakachena kushambidza pamutsara ndokuti kumurume wake, "Tarira, akadzidza kushambidza zvakanaka. Ndinoshamisika kuti zvakaitika sei? "

Murume wacho akati, "Ndakamuka mangwanani ano mangwanani uye ndakachenesa mahwindo edu."

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