Kufara, majoka ane ushamwari hwemhuri kunyengedza mwana wako
Kana mumwe munhu achifanira kuva nenguva yakanaka paZuva raMapenzi raApril, ndeyekuchikoro kwako. Nguva dzose unofara kuva chikamu chejoke, kumuita kuseka iwe iwe paunotamba zvimwe zvemhuri-yakanaka yeApril Fools 'Day inoratidzira pamusoro pake uyu waApril 1. Unofara kusina kuseka!
- Bvisa masokisi muvharo rake, kana, shandisa pini yekuchengetedza kuti uibatanise vose pamwe chete paanodhonza kunze, achawana mutsara wekuchenesa wakazara nawo.
- Kana iwe uine basa rinonakidzwa rakarongerwa zuva raApril's Fools - kana uri kuenda kundodya kana kutora rwendo kuenda kune imwe aquarium kana chimwe chimwe chinhu chinofadza chinenge chagadzirirwa - udza mwana wako muduku uri kuita chimwe chinhu chinokuvadza panzvimbo iyo, sekuenda kumapurisa kutenga kana kutora rwendo kumunhu wemazino. Inakidzwa nekuita kwavo paunosvitsa mujenya remuitiro wako unofadza pane wekutya.
- Peji yepurasitiki imba yake paanovata. Kana iwe usinganzwi kufarira kuchenesa iyo nyota, uzadze iyo ne helium mabhaloni pane.
- Kana mwana wako achiuya nechingwa kana zvekudya kubva kumba kuenda kuchikoro, isa mapegi maviri epurasitiki muchingwa chake chemasikati.
- Bvisa chifukidzo chefaucet pawaini yako yakadzika. Isa pepa reDheta yevha yepaIsta ipapo uye chengetera zvakare. Cherechedza zvinoitwa nemwana wako apo mvura ine mavara inobva mumupombi!
- Usati waenda kunorara musi waMarch 31, tendeuka zvinhu zvakasiyana-siyana zvemhuri zvakadai semifananidzo yakaveza, knick knacks, vasesiti, makapu uye zvimwe zvakaderera pasi.
- Wedzera madonhwe mashomanana ezvokudya zvekudya mumukaka wako wemukaka kana mudziyo. Cherechedza chiso chako chechikoro chepachikoro sezvaanodurura mukapu yake! Zvimwe, ingowedzera kuvepa kwekudya kusvika pasi pegirazi rakajeka. Mvura yacho inoshandura ruvara sezvainodururwa mukati.
- Bvisa zviduku zviduku mumucheka cube trays uye tarisa zvinoitika kana iwe uchipa chikoro chako chegirazi remvura yechando. Iva nechokwadi chekuti haazogadzirisa chirwere zvachose!
- Kana iwe mwana akakumbira girazi remvura, iva nechokwadi chekushumira mune kapu yepurasitiki yawakatotanga kuparadzaniswa nemakomba maduku mukati memukati!
- Shandura zvipfeko nemumwe wako uye ona kana mwana wako achiona kuti amai vakapfeka tayi uye baba vari kupfeka jira!
- Mwana wenyu anofarira kudya zviyo mangwanani here? Shandura muhomwe yezvokudya zvake zvaanoda newe. Ona kuti zvinotora nguva yakareba sei kuona kuti vaKeeri vaanoda havasi muhari yake.
- Heanoi imwe imwe yezviyo. Usiku huno pamberi peMapenzi Mazuva eApril, uzadza ndiro yezviyo nechepamusoro pemvura uye ugozadza. Musi waApril 1, tora ndiro yacho kunze kwefriji uye ramba uchiita kuti zviyo zviite sezvazviri. Tumira kune mwana wako wekuchikoro uye uite kuseka paanenge asingakwanisi kusvika kumucheto wendiro.
- Unakidzwa nekudya kwemanheru, nekushumira idzi Spam Cupcakes - dzinotarisa zvinotapira, asi ivo chaizvoizvo kudya kwakanaka! (Kana iwe hausi fan of Spam, shandisa mini meatloaves pane!
- Tape inogona maziso kana maswende kune zvinhu zvakavanzika zvemhuri kana zvokudya mune firiji yako. Funga makapu, mazai nemukaka emakateti, magonhi, mifananidzo mumifananidzo yezvifananidzo, nezvimwewo.
- Ndiko kako kakaduku kakarara kanzwi? Pakati peusiku, mumutungamirire kubva pamubhedha wake kana kumushandura mumubhedha wake kuitira kuti tsoka dzake dzive pamutsipa wake uye musoro wake ndiko kwaanoenda tsoka dzake.
- Kana uine zvimwe zvepfeko dzomwana wako zvisizvo zvakasungirirwa muimba yepamusoro, shandura tsvina dzake dziri pamwe chete ne-zviduku. Kunakidza pahukuru hwaakawana paanoedza kupfeka .
- Ngwarira mari shomanana kumigwagwa yako. Vaudzei kumwana wenyu apo iwe unobuda kunze. Onai zvinoitika apo iye anoedza kuvasarudza!
- Shandura dzakapoteredza zvipfeko mumupfeki wake - isa masokisi uko shati dzinoenda, zvipfeko zviri muhomwe yebhandi, nezvimwewo.
- Tora bhero mukati memapuro. Isa gummy worm mukati. (Izvi zvinoshandawo nechokoti pudding.)
- Shandisa bhanana musingasvaki uye wozoiisa kuchikoro chako. Iva nechokwadi chekutarisa chiso chake sezvaanochiona!
- Tape imwe mari yebhadharo mukati memapepa embudzi. Apo chikoro chako chekudzidzira chinotenderera TP mushure mekushandisa chimbuzi, ichawana kushamisika!
- Zadza bhadhiro kana dhidhi iyo mwana wako wechikoro anogara achivhura nemabhora asina simba.
- Tora mhuka dzayo dzakaputika kana kuti zvidhori uye uzviise kunze kwekugezera sezvavari kumirira pamutsara kuti upinde mukati. Iwe unogonawo kusungira chido chinodavirwa kana mhuka yakakanyiwa muchigaro chake chemotokari.
- Shandura shangu dzake dzose mumakamuri ake pamwe chete newe uye pamwe chete.
- Zvigadzirwa zvepamberi dzese shangu dzake nematumbu kuitira kuti asagona kutora rutsoka rwake munzira yose.